Someone slid this under my door today...

Wakka · 02-23-2011, 05:53 PM

who wants to be the first to call it?

JayKay335i · 02-23-2011, 05:54 PM

Fattttttty Atttackkkk

inb4ferrari

bmwmthree · 02-23-2011, 05:57 PM

contact in progress.

jlspeed29 · 02-23-2011, 05:59 PM

Wakka · 02-23-2011, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bmwmthree

contact in progress.

well?

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 02-23-2011, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Fattttttty Atttackkkk

inb4ferrari

god dammit!!!! You stole my line! Fine, I'll just have to one up you...

Tubby wants to baste her face with your clam chowder, then throw you on her bed and crush your pelvis between her varicose veined ham hocks. All the while she permeates sweat that smells of funions and diet coke (obviously it has to be diet coke).

OR

You've got chick handwriting, limp wrist...

JayKay335i · 02-23-2011, 06:04 PM

Chowder? Fairfeild aint New England.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 02-23-2011, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Chowder? Fairfeild aint New England.

close enough...

TiAg335i · 02-23-2011, 06:07 PM

631 is a suffolk county NY area code

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 02-23-2011, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiAg335i

631 is a suffolk county NY area code

god I hope the chowder does turn red then... he might need a doctor and a sandwich to bribe her into taking him to a doctor...

bmwmthree · 02-23-2011, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wakka

well?

negative ghostrider, contact has not been met. abort.

bmwmthree · 02-23-2011, 06:10 PM

CLICK AND LISTEN: http://www.prankdial.com/listen/wher...p2q2o284e474y2

op=owned

Wakka · 02-23-2011, 06:10 PM

im at college in Hartford CT. chances are they are a student.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 02-23-2011, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wakka

im at college in Hartford CT. chances are they are a student.

that is by far the stupidest thing I have read in weeks...

TiAg335i · 02-23-2011, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wakka

im at college in Hartford CT. chances are they are a student.

why don't you call then?

CasperSYTFU · 02-23-2011, 06:12 PM

well shit someone call it! btw wakka i grew up in Fairfield County

Tondtar · 02-23-2011, 06:12 PM

It's your dentist. It's time for your cleaning job ...You got bad breath :

http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Po...1-960-7187.asp

Blake · 02-23-2011, 06:13 PM

Fatty Found You!!!

Wakka · 02-23-2011, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CasperSYTFU

well shit someone call it! btw wakka i grew up in Fairfield County

no shit? what town?

ghosthi32 · 02-23-2011, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiAg335i

why don't you call then?

to bring the lulz

Blake · 02-23-2011, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

It's your dentist. It's time for your cleaning job ...You got bad breath :

http://www.humorhotlines.com/Most-Po...1-960-7187.asp

TiAg335i · 02-23-2011, 06:13 PM

LOLLLLLLLL

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