[Nykrayz]

So other day I go to the grocery store and this very nice elderly lady comes to me and goes “ oh I like your car. It’s VERY CUTE”

I feel like I lost my manhood

I have tried everything to snap out it.
Even went to my 4.5 yr old son in front of my wife and asked him if he wants a new mommy. You think the beating I got would get me out of my funk. But nope

Fyi overall I kid about being depressed but that day her kindness threw me for a loop

And yes I did say the above to my wife I am still happily married !!!!

[Dr Thrillride]

Originally Posted by Nykrayz

So other day I go to the grocery store and this very nice elderly lady comes to me and goes “ oh I like your car. It’s VERY CUTE”

I feel like I lost my manhood

I have tried everything to snap out it.
Even went to my 4.5 yr old son in front of my wife and asked him if he wants a new mommy. You think the beating I got would get me out of my funk. But nope

Fyi overall I kid about being depressed but that day her kindness threw me for a loop

And yes I did say the above to my wife I am still happily married !!!!

I’m speechless mate

[Broccoli-mobile]

You good man. The only greater compliment from a little old lady is if she calls you, "baby"

[TupperBMW]

Originally Posted by Nykrayz

So other day I go to the grocery store and this very nice elderly lady comes to me and goes “ oh I like your car. It’s VERY CUTE”

I feel like I lost my manhood

I have tried everything to snap out it.
Even went to my 4.5 yr old son in front of my wife and asked him if he wants a new mommy. You think the beating I got would get me out of my funk. But nope

Fyi overall I kid about being depressed but that day her kindness threw me for a loop

And yes I did say the above to my wife I am still happily married !!!!

This is terrible, I have a cure that will restore your manhood:

Get a catless downpipe and an exhaust, as well as a tune.

Then pass by that old lady again and do some revs, and say, "Do you still think it's cute NOW?"

[Nykrayz]

Originally Posted by TupperBMW

This is terrible, I have a cure that will restore your manhood:

Get a catless downpipe and an exhaust, as well as a tune.

Then pass by that old lady again and do some revs, and say, "Do you still think it's cute NOW?"

Already have res delete/race chip and actually I have been procrastinating doing secondary downpipe but now motivation is there

Have always avoided tunes/full exhaust since I barely hold on to my rides at best 3 yrs or so

[Tenac]

Originally Posted by Nykrayz

So other day I go to the grocery store and this very nice elderly lady comes to me and goes “ oh I like your car. It’s VERY CUTE”

I feel like I lost my manhood

I have tried everything to snap out it.
Even went to my 4.5 yr old son in front of my wife and asked him if he wants a new mommy. You think the beating I got would get me out of my funk. But nope

Fyi overall I kid about being depressed but that day her kindness threw me for a loop

And yes I did say the above to my wife I am still happily married !!!!

Don't be bothered by this. She is probably apart of a very real Z4 club that contains many older individuals. They have a wonderful respect for the BMW line up and she is showing her appreciation her way. Or she really was hitting on you.... Either way you will always get the thumbs up from the older Z crowd.

[crabman]

Take it from an old man; Life is hard enough without accepting well-meaning compliments as compliments.

[M8Bimmer]

Originally Posted by Nykrayz

So other day I go to the grocery store and this very nice elderly lady comes to me and goes “ oh I like your car. It’s VERY CUTE”

I feel like I lost my manhood

I have tried everything to snap out it.
Even went to my 4.5 yr old son in front of my wife and asked him if he wants a new mommy. You think the beating I got would get me out of my funk. But nope

Fyi overall I kid about being depressed but that day her kindness threw me for a loop

And yes I did say the above to my wife I am still happily married !!!!

They have a pill to help this. Or get priapism....the good kind.
If you really get priapism, you can't go with-in 1000 yards of any schools or sheep farms.

[NCRob]

Little old lady from Pasadena. . .

All it takes is for the right Gen Z to tell you it’s “ sick” to put you back on track!

I myself being a Gen X could tell you it’s “Rad” if that helps!

[willie55912]

At least you were not on a date and the first time getting intimate and your date says. "Wow.....It is cute!"

[Carlito_UK]

Originally Posted by Nykrayz

So other day I go to the grocery store and this very nice elderly lady comes to me and goes “ oh I like your car. It’s VERY CUTE”

I feel like I lost my manhood

I have tried everything to snap out it.
Even went to my 4.5 yr old son in front of my wife and asked him if he wants a new mommy. You think the beating I got would get me out of my funk. But nope

Fyi overall I kid about being depressed but that day her kindness threw me for a loop

And yes I did say the above to my wife I am still happily married !!!!

If the nice elderly lady says the car is cute, then the car is cute!!!! Don't be depressed bro, 'cute' was the old people's way of saying.... 'daaaaang I'd like to get my hands on that'. Go ask her about her baby daddy I bet she be like....'ohhhh he cute as well...'