03-17-2024, 09:33 PM | #1 |
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So other day I go to the grocery store and this very nice elderly lady comes to me and goes “ oh I like your car. It’s VERY CUTE”
I feel like I lost my manhood I have tried everything to snap out it. Even went to my 4.5 yr old son in front of my wife and asked him if he wants a new mommy. You think the beating I got would get me out of my funk. But nope Fyi overall I kid about being depressed but that day her kindness threw me for a loop And yes I did say the above to my wife I am still happily married !!!! |
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03-18-2024, 04:40 AM | #3 |
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You good man. The only greater compliment from a little old lady is if she calls you, "baby"
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Get a catless downpipe and an exhaust, as well as a tune. Then pass by that old lady again and do some revs, and say, "Do you still think it's cute NOW?"
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Have always avoided tunes/full exhaust since I barely hold on to my rides at best 3 yrs or so |
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