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      02-15-2019, 11:42 PM   #243
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lsturbointeg - when your car makes 900+ at the wheels, and weighs considerably less than a new M5 (ahem shoei ) - kinda difficult to not drive around with a full on erection...
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lsturbointeg - when your car makes 900+ at the wheels, and weighs considerably less than a new M5 (ahem shoei ) - kinda difficult to not drive around with a full on erection...
Do you get to drive said car? They're all blowing up and having to be put back together again, like Humpty Dumpty...

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lsturbointeg - when your car makes 900+ at the wheels, and weighs considerably less than a new M5 (ahem shoei ) - kinda difficult to not drive around with a full on erection...
Do you get to drive said car? They're all blowing up and having to be put back together again, like Humpty Dumpty...

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lsturbointeg - when your car makes 900+ at the wheels, and weighs considerably less than a new M5 (ahem shoei ) - kinda difficult to not drive around with a full on erection...
Do you get to drive said car? They're all blowing up and having to be put back together again, like Humpty Dumpty...

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That your wife's girly red car?
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      02-18-2019, 10:40 PM   #248
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lsturbointeg - when your car makes 900+ at the wheels, and weighs considerably less than a new M5 (ahem shoei ) - kinda difficult to not drive around with a full on erection...
Do you get to drive said car? They're all blowing up and having to be put back together again, like Humpty Dumpty...

Bish - I have possession of all of my cars
That your wife's girly red car?
Ok....ok....let's post all those texts where a certain someone is trying to decide which color car they want to be seen driving around in for the next 6 months....




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lsturbointeg - when your car makes 900+ at the wheels, and weighs considerably less than a new M5 (ahem shoei ) - kinda difficult to not drive around with a full on erection...
Do you get to drive said car? They're all blowing up and having to be put back together again, like Humpty Dumpty...

Bish - I have possession of all of my cars
That your wife's girly red car?
Ok....ok....let's post all those texts where a certain someone is trying to decide which color car they want to be seen driving around in for the next 6 months....




Nardo is a delightful color... You worry about cleaning up all that animal poop on your lovely farm !!!
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      03-09-2019, 12:09 AM   #251
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Dude, it's only Saturday!
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It’s gotta be Wednesday somewhere...
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      03-09-2019, 05:29 PM   #254
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My arms are tired I need a spot
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      03-10-2019, 11:59 PM   #258
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I'm out did massive forearm workout today cant hold a beer without a spot.
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I'm old. Thursday is Steak/BJ day. Do I take tomorrow off completely, or just go down in sets?
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      03-13-2019, 02:11 AM   #262
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well it's 3am Wednesday and i'm stuck at work. my forearms still sore from Monday's workout so i'm going to pass
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