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      01-23-2019, 07:39 PM   #67
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MK, I volunteer to join this effort by producing and publishing a peer reviewed study proving beyond any possibility of contradiction that this effort is our only hope of preventing the end of the world in 12 years. (I'm sure RD will be happy to be a 'peer' and I know I can count on MK. All I'd have to do then is call a few friends who owe me a couple reviews).
With three or four 'computer models' we'd be a sure thing for an NAS grant.....ummmm, $600K sounds about right.
I think this is a great way to prevent the end of civilization and the world. I think, however, you need to up the ask amount to about 5.2 Billion Dollars. This seems to be an amount that resonates everywhere.

Happy VD, Spread the Joy!!
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      01-23-2019, 08:07 PM   #68
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I think this is a great way to prevent the end of civilization and the world. I think, however, you need to up the ask amount to about 5.2 Billion Dollars. This seems to be an amount that resonates everywhere.

Happy VD, Spread the Joy!!
I thought it was $5.7 billion... just sayin'
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I thought it was $5.7 billion... just sayin'
Oops! We can spread a lot of joy with that extra $500,000,000!
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I know MK, MK is a friend of mine and you sir, are no MK, but I wonder why he, and his gal are constantly scratching their crotches. Perhaps they are itchy, but I would advise that you don't fuck around with them.
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      01-24-2019, 08:59 AM   #71
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I know MK, MK is a friend of mine and you sir, are no MK, but I wonder why he, and his gal are constantly scratching their crotches. Perhaps they are itchy, but I would advise that you don't fuck around with them.
"Senator Quayle, I knew Jack Kennedy. He was a friend of mine...and Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy."

"why thank you Senator Benston, I know my wife will be relieved to hear that."
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      02-13-2019, 12:24 PM   #72
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The Final Countdown to VD

Team,

We are less than T-12HRS from VD. Is everyone ready to execute? Is everyone ready to Spread the Joy?

Let's get it together, get out there, and spread the joy of VD to everyone!!

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      02-13-2019, 07:50 PM   #75
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I wrote surprise you got vd in the card?
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Valentine's Day is the most ridiculous nonsensical pseudo-holiday ever- fabricated solely to generate money for various service industries.

...that being said, I will clearly admit that I'm a bit of a hypocrite since I had a bunch of flowers sent to my wife's office today.
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      02-13-2019, 10:30 PM   #79
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      02-13-2019, 10:35 PM   #80
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VD is overestimated, I need no special day to bring joy to my love.
That should happen every day and I hope, your spreaded joy is not gluey
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silly holiday agreed. that being said, flowers, a card and nice dinner tonight
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hope, your spreaded joy is not gluey
gluey? better check your prostrate bud
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silly holiday agreed. that being said, flowers, a card and nice dinner tonight
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Gotta make the wife and/or GF happy.
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Wife certainly didn't reciprocate the idea of spreading the joy when I gave her said greeting this am.
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My friend laughed her ass off when I said it. We are getting more converts by the day!

Happy VD...Spread the Joy!
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Wife certainly didn't reciprocate the idea of spreading the joy when I gave her said greeting this am.
Not a morning person? Might have better luck this evening...
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Not a morning person? Might have better luck this evening...
It was still dark when we left for work ;(

It's the idea of ME spreading the joy she really didn't agree with
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