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      01-30-2019, 05:39 PM   #23
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      01-31-2019, 03:45 AM   #24
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I liked the “laughing sovietly” one with Putin.
then you should like another "laughing":

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- What are you doing?
--- Working
- What are you doing after work?
--- I sleep to be ready work hard tomorrow.

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      02-24-2019, 12:16 AM   #29
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Mr. Poutine, Canada has always said we have no nuclear weapons in Canada and this is true because we have already deployed them. There is no need for an expensive ballistic missile. We just push the little red button and Moscow goes boom! We have other coloured buttons for other places. This was all good till the last April Fools and someone switched all the coloured buttons around. Now we are not so sure which is which, but no matter. If by mistake we nuke Miralago, then the USA will nuke Moscow. What you think now Comrade Poutine? Where are your Soviet chuckles now?

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- Honey, did you let the cat into the house last night?
- No, I thought you let in.
- bitches...
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      04-12-2019, 10:24 AM   #31
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- I am Julian Assange, I spread private information about governments and corporations to people for free.
Media call me a criminal.

- I am Mark Zuckerberg, I give private information about users to corporations and governments for money.
Media call me "man of the year".
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Ivan Ivanov this made me laugh!
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      04-12-2019, 02:47 PM   #35
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Excellent Stand-upper, thanks - laughed!
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ehhhh he's not really considered good at stand up lol
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almost all airbag jokes on youtube made by russians.. such a nation..
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Not a meme but this made me laugh:

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ehhhh he's not really considered good at stand up lol
He isn't really considered good at hosting a fake news program about fake news either.
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almost all airbag jokes on youtube made by russians.. such a nation..
That concerns all slavic countries I guess.
Anyway, this thread is gold.
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