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      02-07-2011, 12:26 AM   #89
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Since when is chaining a bitch to the floor and banging her ass a chore?
to much work

Ill do that when im 40 and need to rekindle a married sex life
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      02-07-2011, 12:30 AM   #90
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to much work

Ill do that when im 40 and need to rekindle a married sex life
thats what 18yr olds are for.

I've never actually chained a woman up. I want to try it. I need to screw an O fastener into the floor. Damn living in an apartment. I dont think my security deposit will cover that.
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      02-07-2011, 12:31 AM   #91
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thats what 18yr olds are for.

I've never actually chained a woman up. I want to try it. I need to screw an O fastener into the floor. Damn living in an apartment. I dont think my security deposit will cover that.
So I read your post stating you have 1TB of pron? Where do you get all your "naughty" videos?
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      02-07-2011, 12:32 AM   #92
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thats what 18yr olds are for.

I've never actually chained a woman up. I want to try it. I need to screw an O fastener into the floor. Damn living in an apartment. I dont think my security deposit will cover that.
I dont think this girl has any boundries, period. But I dont want to do all of that with a random chick, last time I did it with an ex I bounced her head off of a head board on accident, woops.
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      02-07-2011, 12:49 AM   #93
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So I read your post stating you have 1TB of pron? Where do you get all your "naughty" videos?
kickasstorrents.com

Its a 1T drive but I dont have that much porn. Maybe a few hundred gigs. But most are 2-5gig files in HDish format. I never watch a video twice. I dont know why I even save them.

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I dont think this girl has any boundries, period. But I dont want to do all of that with a random chick, last time I did it with an ex I bounced her head off of a head board on accident, woops.
I like girls with no boundaries for a few months. Fun to keep around.

I dont remember the exact situation and exactly how it happened but doggy on the couch and the recliner leg portion was sticking out. Shifted while humping, hand went onto the foot rest and down and I railed her in the center back of her skull with the tip of my elbow. Tears ensued while penis was still in. Talk about mixed emotions.
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      02-07-2011, 01:02 AM   #94
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kickasstorrents.com

Its a 1T drive but I dont have that much porn. Maybe a few hundred gigs. But most are 2-5gig files in HDish format. I never watch a video twice. I dont know why I even save them.



I like girls with no boundaries for a few months. Fun to keep around.

I dont remember the exact situation and exactly how it happened but doggy on the couch and the recliner leg portion was sticking out. Shifted while humping, hand went onto the foot rest and down and I railed her in the center back of her skull with the tip of my elbow. Tears ensued while penis was still in. Talk about mixed emotions.
Since you seem good at this stuff whats a good place to get music? New music and old music? Preferably an app or site that works on mac.
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      02-07-2011, 01:06 AM   #96
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Since you seem good at this stuff whats a good place to get music? New music and old music? Preferably an app or site that works on mac.
I'd tell you exactly where to go but you seem to have ignored my post due to your pr0n obsession.

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      02-07-2011, 04:59 AM   #97
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you guys still store porn? Ever since youporn type sites came out, I don't even bother storing them.
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      02-07-2011, 06:51 AM   #98
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dang old thread, i have over a thousand Porn DVDs now...stored in my PS3, Laptop and desk top and iPhone...


sex is great, but once in awhile you just want to jerk off to something freaky
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      02-07-2011, 07:37 AM   #99
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dang old thread, i have over a thousand Porn DVDs now...stored in my PS3, Laptop and desk top and iPhone...


sex is great, but 5 times a day you just want to jerk off to something freaky

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      02-07-2011, 11:43 AM   #100
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I can't believe you guys actually save all that porn. I can't really watch the same video twice plus why save it when you can just stream it?

For shits and giggles, when I was younger, I used to download as much porn as I could fit on one CD-R at a time. I'd burn it and then delete it right away so my parents wouldn't catch me. It blended in very well with all my other CDs, so they never knew. Lol
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      02-07-2011, 11:47 AM   #101
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I can't believe you guys actually save all that porn. I can't really watch the same video twice plus why save it when you can just stream it?

For shits and giggles, when I was younger, I used to download as much porn as I could fit on one CD-R at a time. I'd burn it and then delete it right away so my parents wouldn't catch me. It blended in very well with all my other CDs, so they never knew. Lol
haha I used to do the same thing.. I would name the cds with band names on them.
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      02-07-2011, 12:05 PM   #102
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haha I used to do the same thing.. I would name the cds with band names on them.
Hahah I did the exact opposite. I always left them unlabeled and I put them in the very last page of my CD case that held 100+ CDs. Idk how nobody ever found out what they were.
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Hahah I did the exact opposite. I always left them unlabeled and I put them in the very last page of my CD case that held 100+ CDs. Idk how nobody ever found out what they were.
I would have lost them if I left them unlabeled lol
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      02-07-2011, 02:37 PM   #104
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Hahah I did the exact opposite. I always left them unlabeled and I put them in the very last page of my CD case that held 100+ CDs. Idk how nobody ever found out what they were.
your parents probably took one thinking it was a blank cd...
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      02-07-2011, 04:30 PM   #105
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      02-07-2011, 05:45 PM   #106
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dont save porn unless im getting ready to deploy to iraq and shit. no need. wife and i are too active 8==D ( ( | to be looking at that shit. but when i do its on TJOOB.com in my opinion has more crap on it then redtube and all that other crap. but during deployment i just save it as porn on the desktop in a folder
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      02-07-2011, 05:59 PM   #107
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      02-07-2011, 06:10 PM   #108
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Before I deleted everything I had it under D:/Movies/FunStuff/DickBeater
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I had my own PC, so I dont see why I need to hide it

I deleted my stash not too long ago, since I stream everything and I havent watched them in like eons
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