Funny things people have said about your e9X

SoQuick · 12-05-2008, 01:07 AM

A little off topic, but funny nonetheless.

I had a German spec 2001 Audi S8. I rolled up to the barracks and theres this dude who had a new A4. He goes "Nice car, what is it?" I said " Its the S8" He goes "Are you sure? It could just be an A8 with S8 Badges..." I reassured him it was the S8 while I was laughing histericly

madman · 12-05-2008, 07:01 AM

"Does it drive as nice as it looks?"

Yes, was my reply.

JBiddy · 12-05-2008, 08:22 AM

i like this thread!!! it makes me bust out loud laughs while am at work...ppl keep looking at me like am going crazy!

deletedelete · 12-05-2008, 08:36 AM

Somebody asked me what brand it was. When I said "BMW", they actually asked me if I knew what that meant. I told them and they walked away.....weird.

Another guy told me that my car was the "lowest BMW model" and extremely slow. I told him that it was over 50k and the 1 series would be considered the entry level BMW. He replied, "theres no such thing as a 1 series" and if I wanted to get a fast car I should have gotten a Chrysler 300 (srt or m or whatever the upgraded model is I forget), which would run circles around my BMW. I told him that he couldnt afford a used BMW and walked away.

Not many funny stories, but definitely weird ones.

Scimitar335i · 12-05-2008, 08:52 AM

Guy at the light eying my car driving a civic: BMW?
Me: Yea
Guy: Fast?
Me: Yea
Guy: How Fast
Me: 300/300
Guy: Oh.. expensive?
Me: 33k out the door
Guy: Oh.. I should have bought one
Me: yea they're nice
Guy: Wanna race?
Me: I'm a cop
Guy: Oh... okay.. (rolls up window)
Light turns green....

deletedelete · 12-05-2008, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Scimitar335i

Guy at the light eying my car driving a civic: BMW?
Me: Yea
Guy: Fast?
Me: Yea
Guy: How Fast
Me: 300/300
Guy: Oh.. expensive?
Me: 33k out the door
Guy: Oh.. I should have bought one
Me: yea they're nice
Guy: Wanna race?
Me: I'm a cop
Guy: Oh... okay.. (rolls up window)
Light turns green....

Are you really a cop or just messing with the guy?

Scimitar335i · 12-05-2008, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prowess Symphony

Are you really a cop or just messing with the guy?

- I am

deletedelete · 12-05-2008, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scimitar335i

- I am

Oh, so how many car lengths did you beat him by?

Scimitar335i · 12-05-2008, 09:03 AM

I didn't race lolz and he didn't gun it either... win/win for the both of us because there was a local motor unit ahead doing radar in the bushes....

jewishcubbiesfan · 12-05-2008, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scimitar335i

- I am

so how does your Crown Vic compare to your 335?? Pros? Cons?

Scimitar335i · 12-05-2008, 09:06 AM

A fully loaded police package is slow as balls.. i think its about 9-10 seconds 0-60 but once it moves it moves... the suspension is beefed up.. i have whipped around corners in emergencies numerous times... and the alternator/radiator is heavy duty so you can basically run the car 24 hours for a few days with no issues...pros is the damn thing is a tank... though the 07 models have weaker doors... many agencies are spending a little extra and adding kevlar to give it extra protection...

cliverman · 12-05-2008, 09:38 AM

I have one...people always ask me if it's fast.

JBiddy · 12-05-2008, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scimitar335i

A fully loaded police package is slow as balls.. i think its about 9-10 seconds 0-60 but once it moves it moves... the suspension is beefed up.. i have whipped around corners in emergencies numerous times... and the alternator/radiator is heavy duty so you can basically run the car 24 hours for a few days with no issues...pros is the damn thing is a tank... though the 07 models have weaker doors... many agencies are spending a little extra and adding kevlar to give it extra protection...

so you think that a guy in 335i can outrun a copcar....

my friend is a cop and he tells me that their caars have some nice suspension...but feel heavy.... around my house the cops drive chargers and i've seen a sheriff driving a mustang.... those must be a blast to drive compared to the crown vics....

cliverman · 12-05-2008, 09:46 AM

You might be able to out run the car....but that crazy thing called a radio is really fast.

deletedelete · 12-05-2008, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cliverman

You might be able to out run the car....but that crazy thing called a radio is really fast.

Uh, just get a JB3. Problem solved. lol

Anybody that watches Cops knows that you cant get away. Pull over and jump out real fast screaming about killer bees. Works every time

EHbavarian · 12-05-2008, 10:15 AM

1. about a day ago a subaru was right behind me at a light and all of sudden i looked back cuz she had those fucking bright headlights with yellow fogs pointing at me, so i looked back on my mirrors and she gives a wink and begans laughin, it craked me up, cuz she was behind me and all she did is laught until she decided to gun it and i had to exit it... btw there were 2 girls...

2. i stopped at a 711 and some dude inside said to me, "wow nice car dude, that is the second sickest bmw ever that i ever seen in my entire life"

3. some audi dude on the highway tried to race me on the highway, so he gets right next to me, and rolls down his window and says to me, hey dude wat kind of bmw is it, i was like im with a 335 manifold twin turbosupercharged with software, dual cone, blow off valve, the audi dude went nuts, hes was like holly shit, i said u still wanna race, ill smoke u with my eyes closed.... then he just walked away...

4. some evo dude with carbon fiber parts all over his fucking ride, came up to me once saying ,
evo: wanna race me
me: wat kinf od engine do u have
evo:n52 spended about 15k on it
me

cool
evo: i could smoke any bmw with my eyesclosed i can do 0-60 in less than 3 seconds
me: keep dreaming

EHbavarian · 12-05-2008, 10:16 AM

i love having a bmw...

blakjack23 · 12-05-2008, 10:46 AM

When I had my car debadged I went to a party with my gal and some dude there comes in awhile later and says "nice car, is that a 6 series?" Yes, he obviously was a total moron.

.:bHd:. · 12-05-2008, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EHbavarian

4. some evo dude with carbon fiber parts all over his fucking ride, came up to me once saying ,
evo: wanna race me
me: wat kinf od engine do u have
evo:n52 spended about 15k on it
me

cool
evo: i could smoke any bmw with my eyesclosed i can do 0-60 in less than 3 seconds
me: keep dreaming

Lol thats very possible. Did you race him?

Andrew@ET · 12-05-2008, 11:01 AM

i had a guy once tell me he did not have a transmission in his car at all he had a cvt.

right....

JBiddy · 12-05-2008, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miamibusta69

i had a guy once tell me he did not have a transmission in his car at all he had a cvt.

right....

that cvt is so weird... i dont like it at all my friend has it in his altima

....i was like wtf it feels like the car is stuck in one gear

Nutballa · 12-05-2008, 11:39 AM

I was getting gas and some dude in a Mercedes was like Nice M3. I drive a 335i.

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SoQuick Stock 10 Rep 243 Posts Drives: Nothing now Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Southern NH iTrader: (0) Garage List 2009 135i [0.00] 2001 S8 [0.00]	A little off topic, but funny nonetheless. I had a German spec 2001 Audi S8. I rolled up to the barracks and theres this dude who had a new A4. He goes "Nice car, what is it?" I said " Its the S8" He goes "Are you sure? It could just be an A8 with S8 Badges..." I reassured him it was the S8 while I was laughing histericly
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Scimitar335i Major 203 Rep 1,313 Posts Drives: 2007 335i Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (12)	A fully loaded police package is slow as balls.. i think its about 9-10 seconds 0-60 but once it moves it moves... the suspension is beefed up.. i have whipped around corners in emergencies numerous times... and the alternator/radiator is heavy duty so you can basically run the car 24 hours for a few days with no issues...pros is the damn thing is a tank... though the 07 models have weaker doors... many agencies are spending a little extra and adding kevlar to give it extra protection... __________________ 2007 TiAg e90 335i sport. Yes, The e90 "Mustache" is cool!
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EHbavarian Captain 45 Rep 960 Posts Drives: e90 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: HAMPTONS iTrader: (0)	1. about a day ago a subaru was right behind me at a light and all of sudden i looked back cuz she had those fucking bright headlights with yellow fogs pointing at me, so i looked back on my mirrors and she gives a wink and begans laughin, it craked me up, cuz she was behind me and all she did is laught until she decided to gun it and i had to exit it... btw there were 2 girls... 2. i stopped at a 711 and some dude inside said to me, "wow nice car dude, that is the second sickest bmw ever that i ever seen in my entire life" 3. some audi dude on the highway tried to race me on the highway, so he gets right next to me, and rolls down his window and says to me, hey dude wat kind of bmw is it, i was like im with a 335 manifold twin turbosupercharged with software, dual cone, blow off valve, the audi dude went nuts, hes was like holly shit, i said u still wanna race, ill smoke u with my eyes closed.... then he just walked away... 4. some evo dude with carbon fiber parts all over his fucking ride, came up to me once saying , evo: wanna race me me: wat kinf od engine do u have evo:n52 spended about 15k on it me cool evo: i could smoke any bmw with my eyesclosed i can do 0-60 in less than 3 seconds me: keep dreaming __________________ 2006 e90 jet black- SOLD 2004 E46 M3 white-SOLD currently driving a 2004 infiniti g35 coupe 6mt w/ single turbo by turbonetics / d.p, forged pistons, heads, exhaust system, headers, uprev tune etc etc , dynojet 470whp
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