Confess here

CTinline-six · 01-10-2020, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Dpc2u

I think they should build a blown wienermobile that does wheel stands. Picture that in your warped minds.....

F30lolz · 01-10-2020, 03:50 PM

I’m prepared for flame.

I confess that I just saw John Wick for the first time.

1MOREMOD · 01-10-2020, 03:58 PM

Wtf ban

M_Six · 01-10-2020, 08:11 PM

Left a nice-ish Italian restaurant tonight mid-meal because a couple got seated next to us and one of them had taken a bath in Patchouli, which I can't stand. Couldn't tell if it was him or her, or maybe both. Wifey and I looked at each other and silently agreed to get take out boxes and leave. Shame, too. I was about to grab another glass of wine and continue enjoying my meal. How da fuq can anyone wear that much cologne/perfume and not know it's gagging people around them? We noticed the couple on the other side of them left at the same time.

Then we got outside to find some dickhead parked a Jeep 3 inches from my passenger side door. Probably the stinky idiots.

Rmtt · 01-11-2020, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

Left a nice-ish Italian restaurant tonight mid-meal because a couple got seated next to us and one of them had taken a bath in Patchouli, which I can't stand. Couldn't tell if it was him or her, or maybe both. Wifey and I looked at each other and silently agreed to get take out boxes and leave. Shame, too. I was about to grab another glass of wine and continue enjoying my meal. How da fuq can anyone wear that much cologne/perfume and not know it's gagging people around them? We noticed the couple on the other side of them left at the same time.

Then we got outside to find some dickhead parked a Jeep 3 inches from my passenger side door. Probably the stinky idiots.

God...I hate the smell of Patchouli for some reason.

UncleWede · 01-11-2020, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

Left a nice-ish Italian restaurant tonight mid-meal because a couple got seated next to us and one of them had taken a bath in Patchouli, which I can't stand. Couldn't tell if it was him or her, or maybe both. Wifey and I looked at each other and silently agreed to get take out boxes and leave. Shame, too. I was about to grab another glass of wine and continue enjoying my meal. How da fuq can anyone wear that much cologne/perfume and not know it's gagging people around them? We noticed the couple on the other side of them left at the same time.

Then we got outside to find some dickhead parked a Jeep 3 inches from my passenger side door. Probably the stinky idiots.

Patch and jeep are mutually exclusive

F30lolz · 01-12-2020, 02:47 AM

Another confession. Saw Wick 2 yesterday.

Dang3r · 01-12-2020, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Dpc2u

I think they should build a blown wienermobile that does wheel stands. Picture that in your warped minds.....

dinonz · 01-12-2020, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I wanna drive the wienermobile! < do not insert joke here>

No joke - I just head on the radio (BOB FM) that Oscar Mayer are looking for Weinermobile drivers:

https://www.businessinsider.com/get-...edium=referral

Darth One · 01-12-2020, 07:39 PM

I should apply, i have plenty of experience parking a massive weiner in tight spots

upstatedoc · 01-13-2020, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

No joke - I just head on the radio (BOB FM) that Oscar Mayer are looking for Weinermobile drivers:

https://www.businessinsider.com/get-...edium=referral

hence my confession

CTinline-six · 01-13-2020, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Patch and jeep are mutually exclusive

As a Jeep owner I'm offended. I hate that shit.

FuriouslyFast · 01-13-2020, 08:49 AM

I do not want to be at work.

dinonz · 01-13-2020, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

hence my confession

Ah. I thought it was just some random shit that popped into your head and onto this thread.

UncleWede · 01-13-2020, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

As a Jeep owner I'm offended. I hate that shit.

You're offended that you own a Jeep

I said patch and Jeep are mutually exclusive, meaning they are NOT seen together.

My next vehicle will probably be the Gladiator, if it's still available in stick when I get around to it. I loved my Wrangler, even being the weak 4-banger. My youngest spilled his mother's water all over those seats 20 years ago. Freak rain storm that morning, and I had driven to work with the top down. It was a major hassle to put up, trembling as I was that my son was on his way.

CTinline-six · 01-13-2020, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

You're offended that you own a Jeep

I said patch and Jeep are mutually exclusive, meaning they are NOT seen together.

My next vehicle will probably be the Gladiator, if it's still available in stick when I get around to it. I loved my Wrangler, even being the weak 4-banger. My youngest spilled his mother's water all over those seats 20 years ago. Freak rain storm that morning, and I had driven to work with the top down. It was a major hassle to put up, trembling as I was that my son was on his way.

Guess it helps if I read.

The Gladiators are nice, quite a few of them around here.

sabrina · 01-13-2020, 02:59 PM

I hate anything peppermint. Wintergreen is awesome.

Peppermint is the patchouli of mints.

wrickem · 01-14-2020, 08:20 AM

On my way to get a CT Scan to see why I am getting severe headaches every day, I decide if I get bad news I want to at least have a clean car and I was short on time and it was cold.

I had to go to the carwash next to my dealership because dealer's was broken again. I forget that in the G05 that once initiated that the rain sensors stay on until you shut them off unlike previous BMWs where they had to be initiated after every start. Yup, one of my wipers flew off and broke.

I put the wipers in service position and drove next door to buy a new set. No wipers for it in stock. I've always had a good relationship with them, but I had a complete BMW-prick meltdown "what do you mean, you don't have one fuck*NG wiper in stock for a current production vehicle!?!!?! WTF" . I was so mad by the time I got to my car that I threw my wiper at my car, like a big baby. I think the last time I had a meltdown like that, I actually was a baby, I'm usually unflappable. Now I am embarrassed to go back there again

So yeah, I confess, I took my car though an automatic car wash

FuriouslyFast · 01-14-2020, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by wrickem

On my way to get a CT Scan to see why I am getting severe headaches every day, I decide if I get bad news I want to at least have a clean car and I was short on time and it was cold.

I had to go to the carwash next to my dealership because dealer's was broken again. I forget that in the G05 that once initiated that the rain sensors stay on until you shut them off unlike previous BMWs where they had to be initiated after every start. Yup, one of my wipers flew off and broke.

I put the wipers in service position and drove next door to buy a new set. No wipers for it in stock. I've always had a good relationship with them, but I had a complete BMW-prick meltdown "what do you mean, you don't have one fuck*NG wiper in stock for a current production vehicle!?!!?! WTF" . I was so mad by the time I got to my car that I threw my wiper at my car, like a big baby. I think the last time I had a meltdown like that, I actually was a baby, I'm usually unflappable. Now I am embarrassed to go back there again

So yeah, I confess, I took my car though an automatic car wash

That's ok, the car is not black

CTinline-six · 01-14-2020, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by wrickem

On my way to get a CT Scan to see why I am getting severe headaches every day, I decide if I get bad news I want to at least have a clean car and I was short on time and it was cold.

I had to go to the carwash next to my dealership because dealer's was broken again. I forget that in the G05 that once initiated that the rain sensors stay on until you shut them off unlike previous BMWs where they had to be initiated after every start. Yup, one of my wipers flew off and broke.

I put the wipers in service position and drove next door to buy a new set. No wipers for it in stock. I've always had a good relationship with them, but I had a complete BMW-prick meltdown "what do you mean, you don't have one fuck*NG wiper in stock for a current production vehicle!?!!?! WTF" . I was so mad by the time I got to my car that I threw my wiper at my car, like a big baby. I think the last time I had a meltdown like that, I actually was a baby, I'm usually unflappable. Now I am embarrassed to go back there again

So yeah, I confess, I took my car though an automatic car wash

Fingers crossed on the scan man. I had one of those about 4 years ago because I was getting migraines every few days at the time.

cmyx6go · 01-14-2020, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by wrickem

On my way to get a CT Scan to see why I am getting severe headaches every day, I decide if I get bad news I want to at least have a clean car and I was short on time and it was cold.

I had to go to the carwash next to my dealership because dealer's was broken again. I forget that in the G05 that once initiated that the rain sensors stay on until you shut them off unlike previous BMWs where they had to be initiated after every start. Yup, one of my wipers flew off and broke.

I put the wipers in service position and drove next door to buy a new set. No wipers for it in stock. I've always had a good relationship with them, but I had a complete BMW-prick meltdown "what do you mean, you don't have one fuck*NG wiper in stock for a current production vehicle!?!!?! WTF" . I was so mad by the time I got to my car that I threw my wiper at my car, like a big baby. I think the last time I had a meltdown like that, I actually was a baby, I'm usually unflappable. Now I am embarrassed to go back there again

So yeah, I confess, I took my car though an automatic car wash

You get a pass on the meltdown due to the stress and anticipation of the CT scan. Good luck.

The automatic carwash however is unforgivable.

Darth One · 01-14-2020, 08:50 AM

Maybe the wipers are out of stock because they are constantly flying off people’s cars

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wrickem Big Beaver Smile 2101 Rep 3,791 Posts Drives: What he wants to Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: lambertville nj iTrader: (0)	On my way to get a CT Scan to see why I am getting severe headaches every day, I decide if I get bad news I want to at least have a clean car and I was short on time and it was cold. I had to go to the carwash next to my dealership because dealer's was broken again. I forget that in the G05 that once initiated that the rain sensors stay on until you shut them off unlike previous BMWs where they had to be initiated after every start. Yup, one of my wipers flew off and broke. I put the wipers in service position and drove next door to buy a new set. No wipers for it in stock. I've always had a good relationship with them, but I had a complete BMW-prick meltdown *"what do you mean, you don't have one fuckNG wiper in stock for a current production vehicle!?!!?! WTF"** . I was so mad by the time I got to my car that I threw my wiper at my car, like a big baby. I think the last time I had a meltdown like that, I actually was a baby, I'm usually unflappable. Now I am embarrassed to go back there again So yeah, I confess, I took my car though an automatic car wash __________________ ______________________________________________ Current- '21 430 , '19 911, 07 M6 ,'17 Jeep Wrangler, "23 Bronco OBXluxsquatch
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