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      01-29-2020, 08:11 AM   #67
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Now you can do the fish on the car seat thing, muahahahha.

Thanks for following up. What a forum.
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      01-29-2020, 08:47 AM   #68
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Plot twist: bang the daughter.
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      01-29-2020, 11:51 AM   #71
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Plot twist: bang the daughter.
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To be perfectly honest here, Trish the Volvo Lady who is in her 50's is hotter than her daughter who is in her late 20's

I won't be banging either for revenge or otherwise though
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      01-29-2020, 12:47 PM   #72
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why TF was this thread moved?
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      01-29-2020, 02:13 PM   #74
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LMAO HAHAHA! Damn, that is a crazy ass coincidence!!! Really goes to show how small the world really is, I would have never guessed that would be the 5 year update.
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      01-29-2020, 03:58 PM   #75
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why TF was this thread moved?
And the name changed. Idk why the mods consistently do this.
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      01-29-2020, 04:08 PM   #76
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I drive the same route to the train every day. It's 2 lanes for 1 mile, then 1 lane for 16 miles , then 2 lanes for 4 miles, then reverse coming home. There really isn't an alternate route that's not a million miles out of the way.

Usually I am the most mellow driver out there, people don't bother me and I am not usually in a hurry, but just seeing this one "Volvo lady" or her car's lights in the distance absolutely turns me into Satan. Unfortunately she takes the same 2 trains as I do and must live in my area. I've alternated my time by +/- a few minutes to avoid her, but I am stuck behind her at least 3 days a week.

Where it's two lanes she will drive recklessly to cut everybody off so she can be in front of the line. But then she slows down to 5-10 MPH UNDER the 45 MPH speed limit. She has a daily "parade" backed up at least 20 cars long but it's crystal clear in front of her.

The 1 lane 16 mile stretch is a no-passing zone, but I've passed her anyway (she accelerated but I figured she would and was ready). I figure it's 4 points for passing but it's also 4 points for tailgating, so I take my chance when I can do it relative safely. I know it's stupid, but I'm telling you, she gets me so when I am stuck behind her! I don't take her personally because there's no way she knows every car I drive, and she always drives the same way.

I'm torn between:
a). trying to get over my anger towards her and just ignore her and find my Zen (I've been trying for 6 years, no kidding)
b). cutting her off into a ditch laugh and giving her the finger
c). confronting her at the train station with something like "I'm sure you're a nice person, but you drive like a dick" and see how that goes.

Any suggestions for me if you've made it this far?
I would try a variant of "c". I would nicely tell her that she is apparently not realizing that she is passing folks on the 4 lane stretch and then driving slowly on the two lane stretch. Just wanted to let her know that she is backing up traffic.

See if that helps. If it doens't, I like the rental car suggestion.
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      01-29-2020, 04:23 PM   #77
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Plot twist: bang the daughter.
I guess we all must be the same kind of sick fuck, because this was exactly what i thought while reading the update
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      01-29-2020, 06:29 PM   #78
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I guess we all must be the same kind of sick fuck, because this was exactly what i thought while reading the update
I went straight to "bang them both at the same time...."


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Epic! Just the fact that OP updated this after 5 years!

Doubt she’ll get back that deposit 🤣
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      01-31-2020, 05:39 AM   #80
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why TF was this thread moved?
Seems like an odd move to me too. It's not about the non bmw brand of car, she'd drive like a dick in any vehicle.
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