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      07-15-2015, 05:18 PM   #89
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Dude this chick looks like the fucking nutcracker with that chin.

Dude, you'd have her gobble your nob and crack a nut.
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      07-16-2015, 09:06 AM   #90
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Dude, you'd have her gobble your nob and crack a nut.
meh, some people won't go lower than a hard 6 at best.

Chick looks like she got hit in the face by a bag of hot nickels.

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      07-18-2015, 01:07 AM   #92
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If I were into MILFs, it's been a while and most importantly, she was NOT born with a penis, why not. Unfortunately, the oldest I'll go is 32 or so, judging by the replies I see here, her natural gender is questionable, and if you must know, it hasn't been THAT long.
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      07-18-2015, 06:01 AM   #93
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i thought this thread was gonna be ppl posting pics then saying smash or pass. instead it's one chick.


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      07-18-2015, 08:30 AM   #94
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Always smash then drink it out of memory.
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Paper bag for her. 3 beers and a shot of whiskey for you. Problem solved. Smash away.
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      07-18-2015, 01:21 PM   #96
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I'll play...Smash either/all/of them?
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      07-18-2015, 01:38 PM   #97
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      07-19-2015, 11:24 AM   #98
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I'll play...Smash either/all/of them?
The second one from the left with the dark hair would get some attention from me.
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The second one from the left with the dark hair would get some attention from me.
I work with her. She is a PITA and complains that all the guys in Brazil don't want anything serious with her
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The second one from the left with the dark hair would get some attention from me.
I work with her. She is a PITA and complains that all the guys in Brazil don't want anything serious with her
... weren't you supposed to be sending me a job application...?
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The second one from the left with the dark hair would get some attention from me.
This.
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      07-19-2015, 06:53 PM   #102
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... weren't you supposed to be sending me a job application...?
Send resume
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      07-19-2015, 08:54 PM   #103
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... weren't you supposed to be sending me a job application...?
Send resume
My work experience might make me over/under qualified for employment in the entertainment field... but like I said before, you must be living the life out there in sunny FL working with attractive women who are semi buzzed on a daily basis
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      07-19-2015, 09:35 PM   #104
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We had a belly dancer a few months back and everyone was wasted. Had a female coworker offer a lap dance. Right in front of the owners eyes I respectfully declined.
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      07-20-2015, 12:06 AM   #105
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Bunch of homos in this thread, if I was still in the smashing game I would be the freaking Andrew Zimmern of smashing.
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      07-20-2015, 05:59 AM   #106
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We had a belly dancer a few months back and everyone was wasted. Had a female coworker offer a lap dance. Right in front of the owners eyes I respectfully declined.
When I Finnish off my time in the military, and move to FL in a few years (fingers crossed) , I will hire you as my tour guide!
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      07-20-2015, 08:36 AM   #107
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Bunch of homos in this thread, if I was still in the smashing game I would be the freaking Andrew Zimmern of smashing.
Bunch of keyboard warriors in this thread is what there are. Though I am down for more pictures of girls so i will add a new photo:

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      07-20-2015, 10:20 AM   #108
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The two end one's are win. The 2nd from the right, jugz for days.
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      07-20-2015, 10:55 AM   #109
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The two on the end can get it for sure.
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