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      01-28-2020, 01:55 PM   #45
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Curious and courteous? Yes, absolutely. But for every one of those, there's a stinky shit-head with half a hamburger in his teeth and a Confederate flag tattoo on his neck asking some variant of "How much did that thing cost?" or "Is that a Ferrari?" or "Is that thing fast?" or "My buddy's Hellcat would smoke that thing." That's not curious. That's obnoxious. I bought the cars to be able to slip off into my own private world and savor an intense driving experience. These fuckers kick the door down every time. I'm pretty done with it.
Ok then I agree with that remark. May have just missunderstood you guys. If they are assholes then yeah you are completely right to complain since they should be expected to be courteous.
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Hahaha really? You know nothing about me and label me as a lib. Didn't know voting CPC made you a liberal.

The point is if you get a attention grabbing car then it's to be expected people are going to look at you or ask questions. You live in a society with other people. You have no obligation to reply to them but it's to be expected. Or put somekind of vinyl wrap saying you won't answer any questions. Because afaik, they are allowed to ask you questions. But you are also allowed to not answer them.

Just get a sleeper car and stop acting like a entitled child or simply communicate and say I rather not talk with you?

If people talking with you interfere with your pleasure perhaps living in a society isn't for you? Maybe you should go live on a private island? Seems like such a terrible issue to communicate with others I'm just saying suggestions here.
This is one of the most ridiculous posts I've ever seen here. You are literally saying the following:

I'm acting like a spoiled entitled brat when I've worked my ass off for my entire life.

You are further saying that I should modify my behavior based on someone else's curiosity. As pennsiveguy said, I don't mind curious and polite but that isn't what I get most of the time. Quite often I get, do you work at the dealership? I didn't know any black people could afford that unless you're an athlete or something. Are you an athlete...that's the only kind of people that can afford that kind of car.

I could give you a thousand words on this but I'd rather get a root canal than continue this "dialog". Suffice it to say that your insertion and assertion that I should modify my behavior is ridiculous. And until you've walked a mile in my boots I suggest you find someplace to ply your liberal minded theses.
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Quite often I get, do you work at the dealership? I didn't know any black people could afford that unless you're an athlete or something. Are you an athlete...that's the only kind of people that can afford that kind of car...
Appalling. I'd be dead or in the pokey if I had to hear that.
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Appalling. I'd be dead or in the pokey if I had to hear that.
It happened when I was in a coffee shop one day and a lady who happened to be sitting next to me in the shop whom I didn't know put her hand on my forearm when a douche asked me if I work for BMW and if I was taking the car out for a wash. She turned out to be very cool and told me how many people wondered what I did and made "dealership" related statements.

On a more positive note, I've had many ladies with ample secondary sexual aspects stick their heads in the car and chat me up. But that still doesn't make up for the douchebags.
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It happened when I was in a coffee shop one day and a lady who happened to be sitting next to me in the shop whom I didn't know put her hand on my forearm when a douche asked me if I work for BMW and if I was taking the car out for a wash. She turned out to be very cool and told me how many people wondered what I did and made "dealership" related statements.

On a more positive note, I've had many ladies with ample secondary sexual aspects stick their heads in the car and chat me up. But that still doesn't make up for the douchebags.
People are assholes, I have zero time for that kind of behaviour it absolutely makes me sick. You are clearly more tolerant than me.
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On a more positive note, I've had many ladies with ample secondary sexual aspects stick their heads in the car and chat me up.
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It works best when the car sits really low.

And no, it doesn't offset the douchebaggery.
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It works best when the car sits really low.

And no, it doesn't offset the douchebaggery.
That reminds me of this Transvestite I used to deal with.....
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It works best when the car sits really low.

And no, it doesn't offset the douchebaggery.
It really does. I have a buddy with a Pagani who has every hot woman at car meets practically beg him for a ride but he's been married and is a genuinely good guy or, I suspect, he'd have the largest panty collection this side of a Victoria's Secret warehouse.
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That reminds me of this Transvestite I used to deal with.....
You can't leave this hanging in the air. Give!
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That reminds me of this Transvestite I used to deal with.....
Which brings to mind an obvious question: is a cop car faster when you add a second tranny? Asking for a friend.
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yeah the dbag comments get old. its to be expected with any performance car. just gotta deal with it. turn on the music, tint the windows. when I get gas I put the pump in and sit in my car. If people ask a dumb question i'll respond with 'no hablo ingles'.

it seems like the most popular questions are 'how high does the speedo go' and 'how many cylinders'. both of which can easily be answered by google.

I also love the 'yeah i'm planning to get one of these soon, I just gotta X Y Z first... '
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Which brings to mind an obvious question: is a cop car faster when you add a second tranny? Asking for a friend.
AND...does the second tranny require special, hands on adjustments. Asking for the same friend.
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AND...does the second tranny require special, hands on adjustments. Asking for the same friend.
Clearly it'd have its own shifter. With a very unique-looking boot, methinks.
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Clearly it'd have its own shifter. With a very unique-looking boot, methinks.
Typical BP Thread. Starts honestly on cars, moves slightly to the edge talking about douchebaggery in relationship to cars, goes straight to dumpster fire with tranny talk. Gotta love it!

And is said Tranny transverse mounted or traditional mount?
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You can't leave this hanging in the air. Give!
You are a sick man, I thought you might bite.

When I was working in the downtown core part of my area was the gay village and the hooker strolls. There were lots of Transvestite hookers and between uniform and morality work I knew many of them, and got along quite well with the gay community in general.

When I had a brand new trainee with me on our first midnight shift I would stop for a coffee and then I would always spin the corner of Jarvis and Maitland to see this one "lady" Tito. Maitland is a one way street so I could pull up with the passenger side to the curb. On this one occasion Tito was wearing a lime green fishnet dress, Tito was a beautiful "woman" tall, swarthy with big curly hair and bright red lips Always dolled up. She also had the nicest tits you've ever seen and the fishnet dress didn't leave much to the imagination.

Anyway as I pulled along side Tito leans in the passenger window and says "Hi officer Jim" (a bit of a spanish accent BTW). So I introduce her to my new trainee and he promptly rubs those huge fake titties on his face and then steps back and pulls out her massive beast from under her matching lime green panties....waves, says good night and walks away.....

I miss that stuff, the greatest show on earth.....my trainee survived and became an excellent copper. You need to jump in with both feet, it's a fast learning curve.

You asked.
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It really does. I have a buddy with a Pagani who has every hot woman at car meets practically beg him for a ride but he's been married and is a genuinely good guy or, I suspect, he'd have the largest panty collection this side of a Victoria's Secret warehouse.
Now that I think of it, the Pagani is clearly going to be the car the chicks all want to ride in. Its interior looks like it was done by the Coach designers on a coke binge.
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You are a sick man, I thought you might bite.

When I was working in the downtown core part of my area was the gay village and the hooker strolls. There were lots of Transvestite hookers and between uniform and morality work I knew many of them, and got along quite well with the gay community in general.

When I had a brand new trainee with me on our first midnight shift I would stop for a coffee and then I would always spin the corner of Jarvis and Maitland to see this one "lady" Tito. Maitland is a one way street so I could pull up with the passenger side to the curb. On this one occasion Tito was wearing a lime green fishnet dress, Tito was a beautiful "woman" tall, swarthy with big curly hair and bright red lips Always dolled up. She also had the nicest tits you've ever scheme and the fishnet dress didn't leave much to the imagination.

Anyway as I pulled along side Tito leans in the passenger window and says "Hi officer Jim" (a bit of a spanish accent BTW). So I introduce her to my new trainee and he promptly rubs those huge fake titties on his face and then steps back and pulls out his massive beast from under is matching lime green panties....waves, says good night and walks away.....

I miss that stuff, the greatest show on earth.....my trainee survived and became an excellent copper. You need to jump in with both feet, it's a fast learning curve.

You asked.
Too funny!! And when I misread "When I had a brand new trainee..." as "When I had a brand new tranny..." I almost fell out of my chair!!

The stories I bet you could tell. You should write an anthology on your time in uniform. I bet it would be epic!!
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Now that I think of it, the Pagani is clearly going to be the car the chicks all want to ride in. Its interior looks like it was done by the Coach designers on a coke binge.
Absolutely correct.

It's the finest piece of automotive engineering I've ever seen aside from a McLaren F1.
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You are a sick man, I thought you might bite.

When I was working in the downtown core part of my area was the gay village and the hooker strolls. There were lots of Transvestite hookers and between uniform and morality work I knew many of them, and got along quite well with the gay community in general.

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Anyway as I pulled along side Tito leans in the passenger window and says "Hi officer Jim" (a bit of a spanish accent BTW). So I introduce her to my new trainee and he promptly rubs those huge fake titties on his face and then steps back and pulls out his massive beast from under is matching lime green panties....waves, says good night and walks away.....

I miss that stuff, the greatest show on earth.....my trainee survived and became an excellent copper. You need to jump in with both feet, it's a fast learning curve.

You asked.
Priceless. Thank you! You cops have the best stories, hands-down. Or hands-up, as the case may be.
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And is said Tranny transverse mounted or traditional mount?
You can mount it however you want. Just don't let your wife find out.
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