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If you two keep trying to suck up like that the world will implode on itself.
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Man, I step away for a minute and it got thick in here!
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The looks I got in there! My only regret was that no one was with me to share that moment of sex sounds coming from my pocket. The cool kids in line knew what was up though. |
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11-14-2019, 12:25 PM | #2601 |
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I like it nice and shaved.
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11-14-2019, 12:30 PM | #2603 |
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I like grass on the playing field
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11-14-2019, 12:34 PM | #2605 |
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Don't mind a landing strip, but I am not a bush pilot.
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11-14-2019, 12:59 PM | #2606 |
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Based off prior posts of his, pretty sure he is talking about his own ass. Just a heads up.
Well manicured......and I do mean WELL manicured. If I'm playing golf, anything outside the fairway is a drop. I'll go hiking on a trail, but I'm not going on a hike in the jungle with a machete.....I'll just stay home. Last edited by King Rudi; 11-14-2019 at 01:11 PM.. |
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No problem - leave the bushy ones for Indiana Johnson.
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11-14-2019, 01:22 PM | #2609 |
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Nah, just a character of my own imagination. Could be a pron star name, though. A niche player, if you know what I'm saying.
Years ago I worked with a guy whose dad's name was Horace Cox. I thought that sounded like a Victorian pron star name. It's made me chuckle ever since.
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11-14-2019, 01:40 PM | #2611 |
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+1......as long as it's well kept!
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I worked at a huge bowling alley long ago in the days of my squandered youth (hey - another confession! Or maybe two!). This was long before cell phones, so we'd get calls wanting us to page someone so they could come to the phone. Prank calls were a nightly occurrence. The list of prank names went on and on. Mike Hunt. Jack Goff. Hugh Jass. Connie Lingus. Phil Latio. Phil McCracken. That's only a few. Or they'd ask "Hey, do you have 10-pound balls?" To which I'd reply "Yeah, and they hang real nice under my 3-foot cock."
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I find it annoying when people who sit around doing jack shit all day say "I'm so glad it's Friday" like they've been working hard all week.
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