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06-11-2020, 07:26 AM | #6624 | |
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Also curious to how old you two are. Regardless, you only dated for 2 weeks. Furthermore, "You decided to stop him from"courting" you"? Don't you mean that you decided to stop seeing him??? If you are ugly and fat, then why did he want to date you to begin with? (I'm not saying you're ugly and fat - obviously I have no clue what you look like) If he makes such comments openly on facebook, then it's good that it only lasted 2 weeks. Oh yeah, and block his ass on facebook. Life is difficult enough without having to deal with shit like this. Self preservation and a healthy mental outlook are key. |
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06-11-2020, 07:54 AM | #6625 | |
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06-11-2020, 09:12 AM | #6626 | |
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FWIW, I know someone who married a useless lump like that. No ambition, never got a drivers license, happy with his 15 hour/week part-time retail job lump of crap...that sits on the couch all day playing video games while his wife works a full-time job plus side gigs to support them both. Can't hail an Uber, won't call a taxi, and would rather call in-law relatives to drive him to his PT job than ride the bicycle they bought him a mile to the store that he works at. Long story short, RUN don't walk.....
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06-11-2020, 12:03 PM | #6628 |
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I've come to realize I'm really good at finding them....or them finding me. Not a skill set I am proud of. It won't make my CV.
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06-12-2020, 11:24 PM | #6629 | |
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06-14-2020, 09:45 AM | #6630 |
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If she's half my age and rather hot, does that make me a silly old fool, a dirty old man, or a lucky bastard?
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06-14-2020, 10:00 AM | #6631 | |
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Just kidding.....I say run with it!
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06-14-2020, 10:42 AM | #6632 | |
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06-14-2020, 02:16 PM | #6634 | |
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You once indicated you have shares in the company worth about $5M. That suggest you are either lucky, or not young (but perhaps not old). This is interesting, but neither here nor there as you may be lucky, or you might be old. Next, you've indicated you can code quite well even while impaired on narcotics, implying a level of intelligence. Therefore, I think we can safely rule out "silly" / "fool". Lastly, from the way you speak, I would have guessed you'd be in your 50's, potentially early 60's, but I'd guess more towards the 50's mark. The older I get (at 38) the more leniency I find I'm willing to extend to the age I consider to be "old". Therefore, I wouldn't consider this age to be old. Now if we were to put everything together, we've ruled out "silly old fool" as the correct answer. We've also eliminated "old", which suggests then that "dirty old man" is also not correct, since it contains the term "old". And since you've promised to ship me the Lambo (either one really) and it hasn't materialized, I can only conclude that you are most assuredly a bastard, and we are therefore left with the conclusion that you are a "lucky bastard" as the correct answer. - Joe Sherlock Kerr |
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When did a degree in Cosmetology become an Advanced Degree? I'm asking this seriously. I've been in communication with 2 or 3 ladies on sites and they are labeling their Cosmetology certification as an advanced degree. If this is the case, I need to inform my family members with mere law degrees, PhDs and MDs that they have new peers in the educational pantheon. I'm out.
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It's now a bit uncertain as it seems she might have unfinished business with her ex and I don't want to get involved in that mess. Last edited by dinonz; 06-17-2020 at 02:47 PM.. |
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Upon reviewing her credentials, I'm going to give you a green light to proceed. Well done sir. .....and +1 for actually dropping a photo. There are only a few of us here that have been so bold to do such. I don't know why not. None of us have a Lambo nor a female detailer that bought matching jeans for your car. I hope you realize how small the chances are for something like this and act accordingly. |
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