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      12-15-2015, 11:55 PM   #2157
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What are we parking I think I prefer small ones.
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      12-16-2015, 12:03 AM   #2158
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Anybody has any ideas how to explain this thread in short?
I was promised a canadian goat and while I'm still waiting for my goat apparently lups receives a 420hp dildo (guess double AAs don't cut it for the vikings). All the while bimmette is out doing super secret canadian spy shit like wire tapping moose and other stuff she can't speak of.

With some man ass sprinkled in between.
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      12-16-2015, 12:10 AM   #2159
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I was promised a canadian goat and while I'm still waiting for my goat apparently lups receives a 420hp dildo (guess double AAs don't cut it for the vikings). All the while bimmette is out doing super secret canadian spy shit like wire tapping moose and other stuff she can't speak of.

With some man ass sprinkled in between.
Yeah, not any better than the ones above. I'd expect more support from my fellow Ämmä (the letter M is pronounced basically as that, and ämmä also means a bitch).

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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-16-2015, 12:10 AM   #2160
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Anybody has any ideas how to explain this thread in short?
I was promised a canadian goat and while I'm still waiting for my goat apparently lups receives a 420hp dildo (guess double AAs don't cut it for the vikings). All the while bimmette is out doing super secret canadian spy shit like wire tapping moose and other stuff she can't speak of.

With some man ass sprinkled in between.
Shit, that was a good guess! Argh
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      12-16-2015, 12:50 AM   #2161
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B a good normal shot of you with your car!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-16-2015, 12:55 AM   #2162
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B a good normal shot of you with your car!
Can you look on my Instagram?
https://www.instagram.com/tvtara1/

I don't know what you want.
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      12-16-2015, 12:57 AM   #2163
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Santa!

Such a pretty harmless box, decorated by small children! Yay!





Can't wait till Christmas Day!



Wow...packed so well!



What? Why're you sniffing the box? Danger? What?



Awwww...



More pretty presents! Just for me!



Da fuq?







Oh hells yes!



Waaaiiiittttt...



Lies!



More lies!



Why's the cover lumpy and sticky?



Directions for use? WTF?



They're sticky. Euuuuuuuuuu

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      12-16-2015, 01:05 AM   #2164
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      12-16-2015, 01:27 AM   #2165
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Alex your Santa is a rockstar!!
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      12-16-2015, 06:57 AM   #2166
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Alex your Santa is a rockstar!!
Yeah but who was it?!
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      12-16-2015, 08:23 AM   #2167
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Alex your Santa is a rockstar!!
Yeah but who was it?!
The artwork looks vaguely familiar....
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      12-16-2015, 08:44 AM   #2168
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My recipient just fell off the face of the Earth?

That or he didnt like what I sent him

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      12-16-2015, 08:50 AM   #2169
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I started to think she/he works for the cartel...
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      12-16-2015, 08:56 AM   #2170
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My recipient just fell off the face of the Earth?

That or he didnt like what I sent him
Does your tracking number show it arrived to the location?
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      12-16-2015, 08:57 AM   #2171
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Does your tracking number show it arrived to the location?
Yes...days ago..
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      12-16-2015, 09:16 AM   #2172
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Yes...days ago..
Hmmmm, that is strange. Have they been online?
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      12-16-2015, 09:50 AM   #2173
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Yeah but who was it?!
Not sure, but based on the wrapping...someone talented, creative and shitty with aligning CF hoods.
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      12-16-2015, 09:55 AM   #2174
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I started to think she/he works for the cartel...
Que?
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      12-16-2015, 09:56 AM   #2175
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I started to think she/he works for the cartel...
Que?
Your Santa's talent at disguising goods
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      12-16-2015, 09:59 AM   #2176
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Not sure, but based on the wrapping...someone talented, creative and shitty with aligning CF hoods.
You had my heart melting until that last part.
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      12-16-2015, 10:03 AM   #2177
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Don't feel bad my Seibon hood doesn't fit that great either. Sits higher than fenders along the sides. Don't really care came that way on track car and left it.
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      12-16-2015, 10:06 AM   #2178
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Don't feel bad my Seibon hood doesn't fit that great either. Sits higher than fenders along the sides. Don't really care came that way on track car and left it.
There were some slight fitment issues on the Rsx-s Seibon hood also, but not to this degree. The car is my daily driver, so I'd like it to at least be mostly presentable.
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