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      12-08-2024, 03:13 PM   #8141
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I got it immediately and I'm still laughing.

Usually you are way ahead of me, but not this time.
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So, what does a screwdriver through a picture of a house signifies ?


I'm not proud. Go ahead. Mansplaining it to me.
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Okay, you win.

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So, what does a screwdriver through a picture of a house signifies ?


I'm not proud. Go ahead. Mansplaining it to me.
That's not a screw driver it's an awl.
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That's not a screw driver it's an awl.
If you're looking for me, this is where I'll be...D'uh.


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So, what does a screwdriver through a picture of a house signifies ?
That's not a screw driver it's an awl.
If you're looking for me, this is where I'll be...D'uh.
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Any 'awl in orifice' encountered yet down at the ER ?
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Any 'awl in orifice' encountered yet down at the ER ?
No but it's still early in the season.
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If you're looking for me, this is where I'll be...D'uh.
Y'all's penance is to make a meme of an adult female sheep with an awl, as in ewe awl.....
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Y'all's penance is to make a meme of an adult female sheep with an awl, as in ewe awl.....
How about this instead?


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Okay, you win.

Sygazelle: 1 ------ Jane: 99

So, what does a screwdriver through a picture of a house signifies ?

I'm not proud. Go ahead. Mansplaining it to me.
As Mr. Surf said, it's a awl, not a screwdriver. So, therefore, the photo is representing the second line of the poem, when awl (all) through the house. My sick mind got this one immediately and I'm sure glad my coffee cup was on the table at time or it would have been a disaster.

An awl is used to make holes in leather. It has other uses too, but that what I used it for as a kid. Please don't feel bad, it's not a very common tool these days.
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As Mr. Surf said, it's a awl, not a screwdriver. So, therefore, the photo is representing the second line of the poem, when awl (all) through the house. My sick mind got this one immediately and I'm sure glad my coffee cup was on the table at time or it would have been a disaster.

An awl is used to make holes in leather. It has other uses too, but that what I used it for as a kid. Please don't feel bad, it's not a very common tool these days.
...and now onto the next line in the poem.
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Y'all's penance is to make a meme of an adult female sheep with an awl, as in ewe awl.....
...or a group of these tools can be referred to as all y'awl.
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...or a group of these tools can be referred to as all y'awl.
I think that I've spent way too much time down in dixie at our tree farm, because I'm starting to talk like the locals.....
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I think that I've spent way too much time down in dixie at our tree farm, because I'm starting to talk like the locals.....
I know what you mean. I spent years with clients in Charlotte, NC. After spending so much time with those fine folks, I started getting a slight accent and some really crazy words started coming out of my mouth. It was a great experience.
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...or a group of these tools can be referred to as all y'awl.
Let’s just put them all in one place:

You = Y’all
You possessive = Y’all’s
You plural = All Y’all
you plural possessive = All Y’all’s
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...and now onto the next line in the poem.
Very nice creature! 👍
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