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      11-21-2016, 11:50 AM   #43341
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Here is a pic of a beautiful cock with a nice little pussy in the back ground. Came across them during breakfast.
Jesus, man. I almost got fired for this!
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      11-21-2016, 11:50 AM   #43342
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Can't wait for the five day weekend coming up. I took off Cyber Monday so I can have cyber sex's with anyone on here if need be.
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      11-21-2016, 12:02 PM   #43343
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Looks like a strong cock, would make great for cock fighting..., do they host those where you're at? You've got a great battle cock there.
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      11-21-2016, 12:10 PM   #43344
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What are these vacation days you speak of?
This is exactly how I feel.
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      11-21-2016, 12:11 PM   #43345
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I some how managed to get Friday and Saturday off... I'm not sure what to do with my free time
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Here is a pic of a beautiful cock with a nice little pussy in the back ground. Came across them during breakfast.
You would have pictures of cock on your phone.
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I some how managed to get Friday and Saturday off... I'm not sure what to do with my free time
My normal work week is Monday through Friday. I sometimes feel like the company would not function correctly if I were to take a day off.
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      11-21-2016, 12:17 PM   #43348
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The last time I was gone, we sold 17 cars while I was out. Needless to say, I had to resign 17 customers....
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Looks like a strong cock, would make great for cock fighting..., do they host those where you're at? You've got a great battle cock there.
William you saw a gay cock above , actually a cock without balls ..

Here is the Belgian fight cock champ with the name Godzilla !
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Earlier this morning I went to park my bike at the gym and this hobo was running towards the bushes and to the bricked fence of this multi-million dollar condominium units, pulled down his pants, leaned his back on the brick and let out a gusher

...must be the Monday morning coffee
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Earlier this morning I went to park my bike at the gym and this hobo was running towards the bushes and to the bricked fence of this multi-million dollar condominium units, pulled down his pants, leaned his back on the brick and let out a gusher

...must be the Monday morning coffee
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Jesus, man. I almost got fired for this!
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      11-21-2016, 03:52 PM   #43353
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Bummer, was gonna see if you'd want to come over for a venison burger on the grill.
I would have too...but I gotta get you to the Boro for that Spicy Goat
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      11-21-2016, 04:30 PM   #43354
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I would have too...but I gotta get you to the Boro for that Spicy Goat
Well I have about 10lbs of ground up deer here so Im gonna need some help eating it!
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      11-21-2016, 08:15 PM   #43355
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Came across an ancient dildo museum in a cave system, took in a nice sunset before dinner.
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      11-22-2016, 03:43 AM   #43356
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Ah, you discovered the "itching cave", nice
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Ah, you discovered the "itching cave", nice
It's really just my basement. Don't tell anyone.
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"Morning's Here. The Morning is Here. Sunshine is Here. The Sky is Clear. The Morning's here. Get into Gear. Breakfast is near. The Dark of Night Has Disappeared."
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      11-22-2016, 07:33 AM   #43359
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      11-22-2016, 07:38 AM   #43360
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      11-22-2016, 07:47 AM   #43361
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T minus one day and it's heading back to Detroit to see fam.
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