LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

xXMPowerXx · 01-04-2023, 02:01 PM

Because this thread has had me ROFLMAOing.

MKSixer · 01-04-2023, 08:24 PM

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kscarrol · 01-04-2023, 08:29 PM

^ Purple drank? Asking for a friend…

Nachbar · 01-04-2023, 09:20 PM

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Nachbar · 01-05-2023, 12:52 AM

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JJ 911SC · 01-05-2023, 05:04 AM

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Esteban · 01-05-2023, 07:49 AM

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Dpc2u · 01-05-2023, 08:13 AM

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MKSixer · 01-05-2023, 08:44 AM

kscarrol Like me, I bet you feel personally attacked by this meme. Murf the Surf, replace whiskey and rye with rum and you're in too.

Esteban · 01-05-2023, 08:47 AM

^ This will be the day that you die?

floridaorange · 01-05-2023, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F87M2.

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crackle tune golf owners

UncleWede · 01-05-2023, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKSixer

kscarrol Like me, I bet you feel personally attacked by this meme. Murf the Surf, replace whiskey and rye with rum and you're in too.

"Tequila!" for your friends closer to the border

wtwo3 · 01-05-2023, 12:37 PM

This is me every year

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KevinC · 01-05-2023, 12:42 PM

Murf the Surf · 01-05-2023, 12:46 PM

3.0L · 01-05-2023, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esteban

^ This will be the day that you die?

Miss American Pie by Don McClean. Love that tune.

3.0L · 01-05-2023, 12:55 PM

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there" and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter, and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

His note read: "Just to let you know that things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio." . . . .

"But not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Just send the wine back."

Esteban · 01-05-2023, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3.0L

Miss American Pie by Don McClean. Love that tune.

Started by MKSixer's post above.

Esteban · 01-05-2023, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3.0L

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there" and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter, and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

His note read: "Just to let you know that things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio." . . . .

"But not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Just send the wine back."

Oops, I think you got your threads mixed up. Funny joke, though.

Nachbar · 01-05-2023, 02:26 PM

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Nachbar · 01-05-2023, 02:27 PM

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Nachbar · 01-05-2023, 02:28 PM

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01-05-2023, 12:55 PM	#42389
3.0L Colonel 8951 Rep 2,010 Posts Drives: M235i, 20k miles Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	A bottle of Merlot A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there" and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the man decided to compose his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter, and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. His note read: "Just to let you know that things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio." . . . . "But not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Just send the wine back." __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 When writing your life's plan, use a pencil with an eraser[/SIZE]
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