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      08-16-2021, 05:33 AM   #34255
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Bilateral femoral testicular adhesion.
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      08-16-2021, 06:21 AM   #34256
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Bilateral femoral testicular adhesion.
That's quite a mouthful for you this early in the morning.


Meanwhile, breakfast is served.


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      08-16-2021, 06:29 AM   #34257
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[QUOTE=Lady Jane;27925413]That's quite a mouthful for you this early in the morning.

I'm not just another pretty face......
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      08-16-2021, 06:54 AM   #34258
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That's quite a mouthful for you this early in the morning.

I'm not just another pretty face......
You are a handsome Porsche owner...


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      08-16-2021, 04:54 PM   #34259
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Meanwhile North of 60.


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      08-16-2021, 05:55 PM   #34260
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      08-16-2021, 06:47 PM   #34261
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Bilateral femoral testicular adhesion.
You mean "batwings"
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When you know you ducked up on your 1st BMW purchase….
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When you know you ducked up on your 1st BMW purchase….
I quit “ducking” things long ago.
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      08-17-2021, 04:53 AM   #34264
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      08-17-2021, 09:42 AM   #34265
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^I'm confused by this? Is Phil in yellow? I would imagine Phil would need to be quite inebriated for such a venture, if Phil is the male. Unless he likes stout girls and drinking caused him to harpoon thinner whales.

Honestly, I don't think that guys name is Phil at all.
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      08-17-2021, 09:48 AM   #34266
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Don't be obtuse rudy
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      08-17-2021, 09:57 AM   #34267
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Somehow Phil ended up on the beach. Luckily he had sunblock.
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      08-17-2021, 10:03 AM   #34268
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Speaking of bears ...

A lady enters a Baskin Robbins and tells the clerk " Give me a gallon of chocolate ice cream."

The clerk says " I'm sorry, but we are out of chocolate."

The woman says " Well, alright, I'll take a quart of chocolate."

The clerk says " Lady, I told you, we are out of chocolate."

She says " Well then, give me a pint of chocolate."

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She hesitates and the says " V-A-N."

The clerk asks " How do you spell the straw in strawberry?"

She answers exasperatedly " S-T-R-A-W!"

He asks " How do you spell the fuck in chocolate?"

She indignantly replies " There ain't no fuck in chocolate."

The clerk triumphantly answers " THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"
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      08-17-2021, 10:35 AM   #34269
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Don't be obtuse rudy
Not being obtuse. It makes no sense.
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      08-17-2021, 10:44 AM   #34270
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1. Antibody - One who hates his body .

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .

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      08-17-2021, 02:46 PM   #34271
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Not being obtuse. It makes no sense.
Guess you're right was thinking he got off the wagon and was hammered
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Phil also needs to get his closeup vision Rx updated.
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      08-17-2021, 08:31 PM   #34273
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      08-17-2021, 08:36 PM   #34275
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Not being obtuse. It makes no sense.
Exactly. I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that.
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      08-17-2021, 08:38 PM   #34276
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