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08-16-2021, 06:21 AM | #34256 |
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That's quite a mouthful for you this early in the morning.
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08-17-2021, 09:42 AM | #34265 |
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^I'm confused by this? Is Phil in yellow? I would imagine Phil would need to be quite inebriated for such a venture, if Phil is the male. Unless he likes stout girls and drinking caused him to harpoon thinner whales.
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08-17-2021, 10:03 AM | #34268 |
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No Chocolate Ice Cream
A lady enters a Baskin Robbins and tells the clerk " Give me a gallon of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says " I'm sorry, but we are out of chocolate." The woman says " Well, alright, I'll take a quart of chocolate." The clerk says " Lady, I told you, we are out of chocolate." She says " Well then, give me a pint of chocolate." The frustrated guy asks " Lady, how do you spell the van in vanilla?" She hesitates and the says " V-A-N." The clerk asks " How do you spell the straw in strawberry?" She answers exasperatedly " S-T-R-A-W!" He asks " How do you spell the fuck in chocolate?" She indignantly replies " There ain't no fuck in chocolate." The clerk triumphantly answers " THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"
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A non medical student attended a Medical exam by mistake.
See his answers... 1. Antibody - One who hates his body . 2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure. 3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria . 4. Coma - Punctuation Mark . 5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl . 6. Genes - Blue Denim. 7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work . 8. Liposuction - A French Kiss . 9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound that is above human hearing capacity, such as wife's talk. 10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards ..... 11. dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi. 12.Chicken Pox- A Non-Veg. continental dish. 13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's city 14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works 15.Parotitis : information about the parrots. 16. Urology: the study of european people |
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