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Short winter jokes
1. How do snowmen read their texts?
With an icy stare.
2. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.
3. What bites but doesn’t have teeth?
Frost.
4. What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
5. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
Lost.
6. What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
7. Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snowball.
8. What do you call a slow skier?
A slope-poke!
9. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers.
10. What do snowmen win at the Olympics?
Cold medals!
11. Which one is faster: hot or cold?
Hot. You can catch a cold.
12. Where do snowmen put their money?
In snow banks.
13. How do snowmen buy birthday presents?
With cold, hard cash.
14. What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf!
15. What does Frosty’s mom put on her face at night?
Cold cream.
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