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An 80 year old man is sitting on a park bench crying when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong?
See, I'm in love with a 25 year old woman says the old man. Well, what's wrong with that? Asks the young man.
You don't understand, every morning before she goes to work we have sex, and then she comes home for lunch and we have sex again and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets her break she rushes home and gives me the best time any man would want. And then after supper we have sex all night long.
The young man puts his hand on the old mens shoulder and says. I don't understand, it sounds like you have the perfect relationship, why are you sitting here on this park bench crying?
The old man starts crying and says, I can't remember where I live!
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